May 12

This day is when the thickest people are born

Jack says Hey thickie Alex says i am not thick Jack sayss ure about that Yes its may 12 which is when thick kids are born

by Daddy_3084 October 15, 2019

May 12

This people born on this day are gonna be the best and smartest people you Well ever meet!

People born one may 12 are the best

by UrbanMeh November 25, 2019

May 12

National fuck anyone you want day

Hey Cassie, its May 12, and you know what that means...

by Morse Code October 18, 2019

May 12

The day you shove your friend named Liam into his box and push it down the stairs

The boys: "Ayo Liam it's May 12"
Liam: ..... *runs*

by Tagtart April 22, 2020

May 12

May 12 is cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Boy: Heyy, you know what day it is?
Girl: Yesss, May 12, let’s go

by national days of the month :) May 11, 2022

May 12

National pleasure day

Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool

by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

May 12

May 12th is the day when the hottest people are born. They are also really funny

Person 1: hey I was born on may 12!
Person 2: omg you’re so hot and funny

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because you were born on may 12th!

by SwaggyPerson November 16, 2021