Maurer'd

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.

I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?

by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack

Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

by digo_bone February 12, 2019

Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Mature Buck

An older, handsome man. A DILF. The female version of a cougar.

“I’d really like to take that mature buck back to my place tonight” “The young doe was seeking her mature buck”

by Emmariehickman November 16, 2019

Maurered

The action on peeing yourself at a bar, then taking home a girl and doing anal on the hood of another persons car.

WOW, last night got out of control quick I totally Maurered this chick at the end of the night on your moms car!

by Dirt Weasel June 28, 2012

mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.

I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.

by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016