A MartMart is a kid who is rejected by society for his lack of penis size and brain. Has no friends and is just a all around loser at life and also looks towards video games to ease his pain. His name is also usually marty
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In the game Tales of Symphonia 2, that creepy 10 year old Alice calls our queen Marta "MartMart". Very sexually curious and has a particular attraction for prepubescent boys who have demons inside them. Her best friend is a sassy black cat. Hates blonde girls.
Marta: Alice only comes up with those little nicknames for people she likes.
Emil: So the fact that Alice calls you MartMart must mean she likes you a lot.
Marta: No, it's the opposite for girls. That nickname means I'm on her bad list.
Emil: So the fact that Alice calls you MartMart must mean she likes you a lot.
Marta: No, it's the opposite for girls. That nickname means I'm on her bad list.
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