Mattatouie

A really really fuckin dumb ass kid

Yo matt why you such a mattatouie

by Matt=cockgobble April 1, 2019

Mattayo

Mattayo is a very genuine person, he’s real and you have to appreciate him when you have him. He will do anything for his girlfriend but he can act heartless. He’s an amazing personality but is also very protective

Oh did you see Mattayo with his girlfriend today

Oh yes they’re so cute together

by u kno i’m not cappin June 25, 2019

Matayus

simps for "lola"s, an absolute simp. will do anything for women.

im going to do a matayus for pokimane

by GRUMBO.. November 16, 2021

Matayus

Matayus, are some of the biggest cunts in the world, they’ll do anything to piss anyone off and aren’t funny.

Matayus’ is a massive geek. Matayus’ usually have a fetish for children under 12 and hide it from everyone (they try to).

Most of them have blonde eyes and blue eyes (Hitler’s Perfect People).

Matayus is a right cunt ain’t he?!

by AngryFetus45 November 16, 2021

Mattaross

A DNF on a round of golf, from quitting after blowing out and cracking the shits.

If I keep playing like this, I'm going to pull a mattaross and head to the bar

by LF golf November 24, 2021