mateja's that guy who just plays games a fair bit. he's got sweet brown eyes but can be a pain in the ass at times.
Guy 1: "Ugh that guy literally keeps posting the same memes again and again..!"
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."
by miss rae is me October 17, 2020
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by miss rae is me October 17, 2020
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Gay guy with short hair and glasses,he loves Johnny Sins,he does pushups whenever girls are around him,never.
by Theresnoname July 2, 2020
Get the Mateja mug.Mateja is one of the more unique names found in the magical land of Balkan. Often a sadist at heart, he really means no harm and is a caring person. That is until you cross him, then better prepare yours life insurance payment. This mighty fellow wields intellectual power as his main weapon for surviving guerilla lifestyle of Balkan's society jungle. Introverted fellow is hella kinky and has a libido that can rival racing horses on steroids. His main dish are sweet married or divorced cougars that lone for a real touch of love. Tho a lad is rather picky as he only gets interests in female doctors with attributes right on point.
Veljko : Where is Mateja?
Petar : The lad is mending a heart right now?
Veljko : How come? He is only a freshman of medicine!?
Petar : You'll understand once you lose your V card....
Mateja : So Doc' i have a little problem... I am always aroused when i see you (smirks)....
Doctor Biljana : Very funny, now take off your pants and show me where the G spot is located.
Mateja : Your wish is my command, mademoiselle....
Petar : The lad is mending a heart right now?
Veljko : How come? He is only a freshman of medicine!?
Petar : You'll understand once you lose your V card....
Mateja : So Doc' i have a little problem... I am always aroused when i see you (smirks)....
Doctor Biljana : Very funny, now take off your pants and show me where the G spot is located.
Mateja : Your wish is my command, mademoiselle....
by Takumi à la Serb January 10, 2023
Get the Mateja mug.Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.
by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020
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Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022
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