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masturbating jungler

n. a term used for a jungler who does not contest objectives and rarely ganks lanes. If he decides to gank a lane, he ints like there is no tomorrow.
Support: Why is our jungler not contesting dragons?! What a masturbating jungler!
by bananas107 May 16, 2023
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Mastervaping

The act of masterbating while vaping. Expert Mastervapers will ejaculate through Os.
Justin enjoys expert Mastervaping
by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016
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Masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)
I’m still masturbating bitchez
by It’s true bitches October 28, 2018
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Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.
by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010
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misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
by raujero December 7, 2016
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illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
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The masturbating ninja technique

When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
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