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algorithmic critical mass

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.

This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.

There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.

What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.

But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 7, 2023
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Post Mass Effect Depression

Sometimes associated with the "Mass Effect effect", this feeling comes from the completion of the Mass Effect game series. Common causes include getting immersed so much in the game that after completion, you feel lost and/or empty, or realizing that the Mass Effect universe is so amazing compared to our own and you're pushed down by the fact that you'll never be a part of it.

To be less extreme, people may feel empty because they realize that no other game will ever be as immersive as the Mass Effect series, thus ending their gaming career forever.
A common outcome of Post Mass Effect Depression:

"No girl like Tali'Zorah nar Rayya exists in our world..."

*gunshot*
by robboelrobbo July 15, 2011
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Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
by Mr BigG April 7, 2015
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Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."
by Milan the dude April 22, 2015
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Gas followed by mass

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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latin mass

The mass as celebrated by Latin rite Roman Catholics till ~1962 when the mass was reformed to what is called the 'ordinary form'. The (traditional) latin mass is sometimes called the Tridentine mass. The mass is in latin, mostly inaudible to the attenders, the priest faces away from the people, much more solemn and ritualistic. Now it tends to be an SSPX or RadTrad fixation who are ultra-conservative and ultra-traditional. Despite that there is some actual Roman Catholic usage, and increasing usage like with the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Peter, but it remains the 'extraordinary form'.
Person 1: The Latin Mass is very beautiful and solemn.

Person 2: But I couldn't hear the Priest at all. Also I was at the back so I couldn't even see what was going on.
Person 3: The new mass focuses on community and participation, like the early church, maybe the new mass doesn't have the solemness and beauty of the former but we can keep working on it.
RadTrad: You ALL don't even have the real mass anymore, you aren't real Catholics, the Pope is an imposter, and you all should be afraid because Jesus came to dispense justice just like the movie "Judge Dredd" (1995)

Person 1, 2, 3: You need help RadTrad.
by DragonCommentary December 3, 2020
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