Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
by bigjose November 22, 2018
Massimo is a big ass motherfucker. Massimo is a good friend but if you fuck him up he will fuck you up 10 times harder. Massimo is a person that will make you suck his dick just for fun. Massimo really enjoys cheese because he’s a big Italian. His most favorite cheese is Mozzarella so go get him some.
by Bigcock123456 November 23, 2018
Massimo, Massimo is a sexy man he likes to get lit, high, and buzzed. he has an 8 pack and respects women if you fuck with him or his woman or his crew he will murder you
by MaxRams7 March 30, 2019
Is a very charming Italian guy who has his way with words and knows how to bring a girl in.. But he's a fuck boy. Once he get what he wants hell leave at the worst time possible... He doesn't care how bad he hurts a girl cause he gets so many. He's everyone's first choice.. He also tends to not get enough of one girl he has to have them all and cheats. Never is loyal.
by Anonymous8;) March 22, 2016
Massimo, an Italian guy, he is very goofy and sometimes he can be rude, but he is very nice! He is very attractive and very sporty. Massimo is childish but serious when he needs to be.
by nlawifey;) April 02, 2020
A dirty ass fuckboy that plays with your feelings. He looks like roadkill with a big ass crusty mouth. He loses feelings quick and then moves on quickly. DON'T DATE HIM. Goodluck trying to stay in a long relationship with him. He acts tough infront of his midget friends. Dates older people because he is a player.
PERSON 1: Omg! my boyfriend just broke up with me for my best friend!!
PERSON 2: Omg im so sorry what was his name.
PERSON 1: Massimo
PERSON 2: ohh you should have stayed away from him as soon as you heard his name
PERSON 2: Omg im so sorry what was his name.
PERSON 1: Massimo
PERSON 2: ohh you should have stayed away from him as soon as you heard his name
by HEEYYYWHATIWRITEISTRUE July 13, 2019
a stupid guy no one likes cause he always gets mad and will annoy you to find out what annoys you most so he can laugh at you getting mad so you can use it as an insult so like it means your an stupid salty annoying idiot.
YOUR A MASSIMO!
by OkSoImANerdDoYouHaveAProblem November 21, 2019