macsexual 

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.

After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!

macsexual by cndnheat December 22, 2009

mattsexual 

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013

Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile

A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo

Mapsexual by jruam2 January 6, 2022

Madssexual 

Being utterly obsessed with the one and only...beautiful...perfect GODDESS Madelaine Petsch. How are you not Madssexual yet?

Fan: Did you see Madelaine Petsch’s new YouTube video?
Me: OMG YES! IM DEFINITELY MADSSEXUAL. IT’S REAL MAN...DAMN

Madssexual by madssexualbi January 13, 2021

Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER

1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!

Mapsexual by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022

Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.

That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.

Maxsexual by Crepprr March 31, 2021

mathsexual 

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

mathsexual by mootixguy October 10, 2008