Martino'd

When a female pulls her blonde hair in front of her face to make a fake mustache.

Kim martino'd her hair and now it looks like she has a mustache.

by bostonrevere February 28, 2011

Martin Daniel Venter

Unique, won't ever find one like it again.

That was amazing.

It was a Martin Daniel Venter.

by Unknown575757 October 9, 2011

Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.

Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?

by Thefinisher69 January 11, 2017

Martin Dixon

The crazy bearded bassist of No Standing.

"Holy shit, did you see what Martin just did?!"

by Biblo December 26, 2004

Martin decorte

Martin Decorte is so cute and amazing at geting girls horny also he Is so funny makes everyone laugh at his jokes and he has a big penis.

If you meet anyone with these charaistics if must be Martin Decorte

by Cooljam October 20, 2011

Martin dorman

A smelly brioche that shaves there ball with cheese grater

Do u Martin dorman mutha bitch

by Martin dorman July 24, 2018

Martin Dzimbaník

He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.

If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything

You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"

by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019