An individual with an unusually large head and awkwardly shaped pear like body who is extremely sheltered by his/her family. This person normally makes ridiculous statements such as “Say guys, I can swim across the Atlantic Ocean” and may claim things like “The fire department revenues $90 billion a year”. When the Martian isn’t making these kinds of statements you may find them attempting to fit in by licking windows or going for midnight swims in January. They most often travel in packs to mimic normal human relationships but when they come in contact with humans their social disabilities quickly rise to the surface.
As a question:
Did that fucking Martian just lick that window?
As a comment:
That guy is mother fucking Martian!
In conversation:
Tim: Hey Dave, I was at your store the other day and I saw this guy taking all the milk out of the racks and placing them on the ground then measuring them.
Dave: Yeah, that guy comes in all the time and does that but he only ends up buying eggs.
Jeff: I have to clean up all that shit when he leaves, that fucking Martian never puts his shit away!!
Did that fucking Martian just lick that window?
As a comment:
That guy is mother fucking Martian!
In conversation:
Tim: Hey Dave, I was at your store the other day and I saw this guy taking all the milk out of the racks and placing them on the ground then measuring them.
Dave: Yeah, that guy comes in all the time and does that but he only ends up buying eggs.
Jeff: I have to clean up all that shit when he leaves, that fucking Martian never puts his shit away!!
by Ebroham January 27, 2007
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A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
by Rawlikesushi93 April 17, 2019
Get the Martian mug.A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
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