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Martel's

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slang: someone who doesn't pay child support.
He could not get his license because he was a Martel's
by Derekthered June 9, 2011
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Martin's Chili

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Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021
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Martin Luther's Eve

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The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day
Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!
by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011
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A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021
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A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
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Martin Stoner

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When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.

A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?

Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!

Worker 1: Yeah I know

Worker 3: What are you talking about?

Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?

Worker 3: No, what made you say that?

Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.

Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.

Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
by EndoGhost November 23, 2009
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Martin Salomon

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He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.
Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020
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