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mansturating

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.
Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.
by thomas wyles February 1, 2010
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Manstruating

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.
Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!
by Deecee February 25, 2015
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manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.
Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.
by Manduh420 July 12, 2007
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Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.
Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."
by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013
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manstruating

Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds
Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating
by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009
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manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating
dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.
by nicas4life July 6, 2008
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manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
by Greyson January 4, 2008
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