magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!

by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017

Joe Markey

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.

"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey

by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

markerwipe

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Find the Markers

A game in Roblox where you find a lot of markers.

Guy#1: Let's find all the markers!

Guy#2: I will, because I love Find the Markers

by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022

marker fuck

when an individual passes out drunk with his/her shoes on, they become grafitti art to any other blacked out individual with a marker

A:Lets go marker fuck disrespekdahl.
B:Aight brah.

by pseudoname April 9, 2005

Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill

FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER

by tman7442 December 26, 2011

sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005