Real name 'Shaun Astbury'
Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.
Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.
He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.
He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.
A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.
Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.
He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.
He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.
A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
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by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008
Get the Mario Marconi mug.A school where the boys wear basketball shorts and sneakers all year long, all have justin bieber haircuts, and braces. The girls all straighten their hair every day, wear LOADS of eyeliner, and their wardrobe consists of one store: Pink by Victorias Secret (especially at the middle school.) They are extremely annoying and stuck up, and by the time they get to senior year, their hair is burnt to a crisp and they look like barbie dolls someone forgot to take care of. Surrounding schools HATE masconomet, yet masco-lites seems COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that fact, Boxford is the wealthiest, then Topsfield, then Middleton is the "ghetto" of the tri-town. Speaking of ghetto, everyone there wishes they were black and try to act and dress as ghetto as possible for an upper middle class white kid. The boys get ear piercings, were their pants low, and accessorize with chains/flat hats. The girls buy Osiris shoes and talk like they're from the Bronx. YOLO and SWAG seem to be the mottos at this school. Masco Kids are extremely annoying and are virtually impossible to hang out with.
Masco Kid 1- "YOLO MY BABES! we be getting cray tonight we gon' be dancing and shiz and it gon' be cray!"
Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones."
Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!"
Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid."
EXAMPLE 2----
Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?"
Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY."
Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?"
Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha."
Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid."
Kid 2- "Definitely."
Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones."
Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!"
Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid."
EXAMPLE 2----
Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?"
Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY."
Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?"
Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha."
Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid."
Kid 2- "Definitely."
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the act of using your cell phone while out and about, to acquire directions or information from a person with internet access
derived from the popular poolside game: Marco Polo
derived from the popular poolside game: Marco Polo
1. Dude, we're lost. Call Kris and get him to marcopolate us in from here.
2. I can't remember if mom wanted chevre or gruyere for the party, can you call and marcopolate while I grab the booze.
2. I can't remember if mom wanted chevre or gruyere for the party, can you call and marcopolate while I grab the booze.
by Counterscoop February 24, 2009
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You're so fucking Marcoenox.
by HORTON THE NAUGHTY ELEPHANT May 3, 2019
Get the marcoenox mug.Has two friends in which one is white as hell and the other is a little funny also has one that is black but we're not gonna talk about him.He is so NAUGHTY AS HELL and loves getting girls,fully Mexican,brown on the outside,funny as hell and loves having fun but sometimes is mad.
You're so fucking Marcoenox
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Get the marcoolmos mug.A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.
You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"
you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.
Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"
you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.
Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
by BOB DUBBIN October 21, 2008
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