noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.
Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
by We know it really is broken July 21, 2013
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Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.
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You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
by Nicolas Carmi June 4, 2013
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"Tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable" is a commonly spread mistake. Tomatoes are indeed a botanical fruit, however they are also a vegetable (in that vegetable in the scientific sense simply means it's a plant) An expert in the field will know that the distinction is not so black and white and might discuss it with full context, someone approaching that level might stay silent until they know all the facts, but a person with enough knowledge to be dangerous and insufficient wisdom to stay silent will spread the misinformation until they are corrected and knocked off "mount stupid".
by dictionatorial October 28, 2013
Get the mount stupid mug.When a girl has a name such as MaKeena and she is a total bratty snob and a bitch and most would say she is a total "CUNT" So most people just refer to her as MaCUNTa and it sounds almost the same but this girl is a cunt and goes by MaCUNTa.
MaKenna is so fucking bitchy and stuck-up because she is gonna stay home and play with her Dogs and not go to the peep rally with us! Well that's so typical of her and that's why MaCUNTa has no friends!
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Get the MaCUNTa mug.mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.
The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.
It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle
If maintained properly other wise
It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.
Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.
It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle
If maintained properly other wise
It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.
Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri
by Blu_leef November 8, 2022
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Or Porking a fatty.
Or Porking a fatty.
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