mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

by MCD December 16, 2013

Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile

A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo

by jruam2 January 6, 2022

Madssexual

Being utterly obsessed with the one and only...beautiful...perfect GODDESS Madelaine Petsch. How are you not Madssexual yet?

Fan: Did you see Madelaine Petsch’s new YouTube video?
Me: OMG YES! IM DEFINITELY MADSSEXUAL. IT’S REAL MAN...DAMN

by madssexualbi January 13, 2021

Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER

1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!

by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022

Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.

That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.

by Crepprr March 31, 2021

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

by mootixguy October 10, 2008

mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.

"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"

by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021