mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time

When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

Mantegrity

Being manly and expressing manliness, even when others aren't watching.

Guy 1: Wow, Bill has a lot of mantegrity.
Guy 2: Yeah! Last night when his wife disrespected him, he beat her face in. What mantegrity.

by Mr. Mantegrity July 7, 2010

men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

by shepp February 15, 2008

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude May 2, 2009

Manturity

A combination of Man and Maturity. Used to describe the immature comments made by the common mature man.

Will you get a grip on your manturity? You need to keep your manturity in check.

by ajiskrazy February 1, 2010

Man Ternity

The act of a man taking maternity/parental leave.

In many countries new parents are allowed to take legally protected time off from work to stay at home with their baby. Until the late 1990's this was only applicable to women not men.

Many men now partake in manternity to make it look like they are equal partners in the birthing/parenting process. In most cases it is a great way for men focus on beer drinking and daytime television.

It is seen as one of the only benefits single men are jealous of when looking at their married with children compatriots.

There will be a run on the beer stores as Billy is about to take another round of Man Ternity for his 3rd child.

I can't believe that lazy bastard will be taking Man Ternity leave-his wife doesn't even work.

Boys - stay as long as you want... I'm on Man Ternity and have nothing to do.

by MrCDI December 3, 2009