manstruating

manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.

Brian has been a bitch all day; he must be manstruating.

by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005

Manspreading

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.

A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.

by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Manspreading

Another way for women to start a big issue with men

Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted

by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017

manspreading

spreading your legs when you sit down so as to not sit on your balls

Sorry for manspreading, I just need room for my boys to play.

by MakeMemesNotWar June 2, 2017

Manstruating

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.

Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!

by Deecee February 25, 2015

manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.

Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.

by Manduh420 July 12, 2007

Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.

Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."

by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013