An automatic transmission that comes in your car, truck, van, or suv with a mode to let the driver change gears.
Best for 16 year old girls that are not coordinated enough to use a clutch but think they can do a better job deciding what gear they should be in than a computer.
Best for 16 year old girls that are not coordinated enough to use a clutch but think they can do a better job deciding what gear they should be in than a computer.
by giantcrusher December 30, 2005
Get the manutarded mug.Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.
"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009
Get the mantards mug.Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 14, 2008
Get the monotard mug.Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
Get the monotard mug.A combination of “mayo” + “retard”.
A derogatory term used to describe bigoted- or otherwise racist, ignorant, unpleasant, oppressive Caucasian individuals.
Derived from the term “mayo”- uncommon slang used to describe white people- Mayotard is an insult for abhorrent white people.
A derogatory term used to describe bigoted- or otherwise racist, ignorant, unpleasant, oppressive Caucasian individuals.
Derived from the term “mayo”- uncommon slang used to describe white people- Mayotard is an insult for abhorrent white people.
Person #1: White pride! All lives matter! Black lives matter is a terrorist organization!
Person #2: Looks like we found the mayotard.
Person #1: American is the greatest country in the world!
Person #2: Typical mayotard.
Person #1: Hyper-consumerism is great for the economy!
Person #2: Mayotards don’t get to speak.
Person #1: Urbanization is beneficial for all.
Person #2: You don’t deserve rights, mayotard.
Person #2: Looks like we found the mayotard.
Person #1: American is the greatest country in the world!
Person #2: Typical mayotard.
Person #1: Hyper-consumerism is great for the economy!
Person #2: Mayotards don’t get to speak.
Person #1: Urbanization is beneficial for all.
Person #2: You don’t deserve rights, mayotard.
by Myusernameisyourusername March 29, 2021
Get the Mayotard mug.the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.
by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011
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