mancession

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

by michaliann October 1, 2009

mangess

the female vertion of a mang
(see mang - scarface slang )

hey dean is that ur mangess. . . .(coz dean is the man (mang) there for his chick is the mangess)

by the Dreadfather December 4, 2007

Hi Munless

Generic fake footballers name which was created at a time of high transfer speculation surrounding Celtic Football Club. Originating from a typo on a "rumour mill" style website, the fictional player is now a byword for the last word in idle transfer speculation.

The players name came from a typo in the phrase "I wouldn't sign him unless...", where the writer typed "I wouldn't sign hi munless". Speculation then proliferated as to who this "Hi Munless" player was that the writer wouldn't sign.

Now used as a sarcastic response to an unlikely and wildly speculative transfer rumour on football internet forums - i.e. "why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"

"why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"

"is Hi Munless signing today"

"Could use him in a swap deal for Hi Munless"

by Kerrydale Street January 16, 2008

Manessa

She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's super gorgeous, really athletic, and has the biggest smile. She's a great listener and no matter how bad your day was she always finds a way to make it better. She's what guys are looking for in a girl. She's not scared to tell you her opinion. Even when she has a bad day, she'll make sure it doesn't affect anyone else. She loves her family and friends. She cares about school and her future. She's determine to be successful. Once you find yourself a Manessa don't lose/hurt her. She'll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Girl 1: Look there's Manessa!
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!

Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.

by soccerinheaven November 27, 2017

Manlest

When two men embrace and one is awkwardly more affectionate than the other.

Jack came in for a handshake and then all of the sudden he was holding me close and rubbing my back. I swear he was manlesting me!

by kmao April 18, 2009

Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.

Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.

by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

mancess

A male princess or a girly man.

"Your such a mancess batman".

by Andy Jihad August 24, 2015