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Manipudick

It's a mix between a manipulator and someone who only thinks with their dick.
A manipudick dosent typically care who they hurt, so long as they are satisfying their own needs when it comes to sexual pleasure. They typically have sex and lead a lot of people on because they think they are gods gift to earth; when in fact they are more similar to ducks, who float through life.

If you want to fly with the Eagles you can't be swimming with the fucks, I mean ducks.
by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015
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manipidipped

the action of an individual being molested; however, the molestation is from someone they care about and are intimate with; furthermore, this type of molestation is actually wanted and accepted by the 'victim' because the act heightens the attraction, both emotionally and physically, between the two individuals

the act of molestation can range from something as simple as a very strategically placed, highly sexual kiss to full on sex with the other individual

NOTE: THIS TYPE OF MOLESTATION IS STRICTLY VOLUNTARY AND CONSENSUAL BETWEEN ALL PARTICIPATING PARTIES!
Tyler manipidipped Thomas by tracing his tongue on his ear lobe and down to the nape of his neck.
by CaliDoctorD November 15, 2010
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manipufix

Inception of an alternate situation relying on subjective interpretations of selective events occurring given no evidence to the contrary, helping to eliminate all doubt to the evidence presented, while glossing over pesky facts to help realize the greater good.
Student to Professor -

"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"

From this exchange the professor will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty American secondary school system.

Student to Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" - Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
by YohimbineHCL September 8, 2011
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Manidipa

A generally short girl, preferably bengali. She is slightly on the satanic side
Oh speaking of witches, where is Manidipa?
by Ryukisdorian November 22, 2021
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manipulighting

Note: A portmanteau of manipulating and gaslighting.
When a group of two or more people gaslight an individual.
"I overheard Angus and Neal manipulighting Ethan during lunch."
by Sentroyd Bellis June 30, 2022
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Manipudating

When someone date's someone else to get something they want rather than actually being with that other person.
"How was the date with Mark?"

"Shitty, but I saw that new movie in IMAX 3D for free! Manipudating has its perks."
by Mr.MarkMark October 14, 2012
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Manipuliar

A person resorting to manipulation and confusion to trick or lie. Often utilizes fake news tactics.
Donald Trump has been using his manipuliar methods for years.
by Dangvro May 7, 2019
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