manginia

A males hairy asshole

Ken: "Hey Bob, that is a nice manginia you have there"
Bob: "Thanks Ken, lets see yours"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

Mike Mangini

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

pull a mangini

Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.

Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.

Guy 2: Ya i got ya

Girl 1: What does that mean?

Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.

by BeavertonBeaver69 January 2, 2011

manginitis

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

by Luvnuts March 2, 2003

Manginuity

An adjectival combination of the words "man" and "ingenuity". Manginuity frequently involves the use of duct tape.

1) The basic engineering and technical know-how that comes with being male. 2) The inherint male ability to jury rig anything, or make a simple device out of common or household items a la McGyver.

Can be conjugated to a verb, "mangineer".

"Sorry I'm late, the faucet was leaking and the wife made me mangineer a solution."

Dude A- The lamps on my old fan fell off, so I took some duct tape and jury rigged the thing.

Dude B- Man, thats some real manginuity

by capncrutch January 9, 2009

malignity

The kind of person that answers questions not adressed to him and mentions all his achievements in life in the answer to the question, even if it had nothing to do with him, often to boost his/her low self-esteem.

That guy's a total malignity saying that.

Can't the malignity keep his and other people's bussines separate?

by Alex Koreston July 27, 2005

Maninite

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate.

don't make fun of his hair man he is a maninite.

by Sniggins May 8, 2003