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mengaged

Noun, portmanteau of "men" and "engaged."

A term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. The two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching Indiana Jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.
"Who's that TJ guy who's always with Sam lately? I thought he was straight."

"Yeah, they're straight, but practically mengaged."
by Alexander Hendricks-Clark January 18, 2008
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Managed

A new, more hip way to be owned . Management, while having the same connotation of complete loss or failure, happens more frequently in the real world than its virtual counterpart, ownage.
Bro, the Seahawks got totally managed yesterday!
by rope 'n fly champ October 4, 2009
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Mangagement

When Two Completely Heterosexual Males Wear Rings On Their Ring Finger, Symbolising Their Male Bonds. There Is No Sexual Or Romantic Connotations, Only The Evidence Of A Manly Connection.
Guy1: Adam And Angus Wear Rings. The Homos.
Guy2: They Arent Homo, They Have a Mangagement!
by AdamskiAnnihalation February 13, 2009
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mangagement ring

A mangagement ring is a ring that is worn by a man who is proposed to by his girlfriend. Or is worn by a man after proposing to his girlfriend.
1. Heidi decided to propose to her boyfriend, and she got him a beautiful mangagement ring.

2. Austin proposed to his girlfriend, and in return she got him a mangagement ring.
by aanniiee_who August 2, 2013
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pussy managed

This is one step above being pussy whipped. You will do certain things to appease your lady for personal gain, but never as a whipped slave.
" Jim is not quite pussy whipped, he is just pussy managed "
by SorryAboutThat May 9, 2014
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Mischief Managed

A palace dedicated to the Harry Potter world. Really awesome where kids can go get sorted and get dorms and take classes and eat in the great hall every night. The palace gets over 50 members per day which makes it awesome.
Mischief Managed is soooo coool.
Have you gotten sorted at Mischief Managed yet?
Mischief Managed makes me want to stay up all night!
by Harry Potterrzzz June 11, 2006
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managed care

n. Healthcare system in which a company such as an HMO serves as an intermediary between patients and doctors.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
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