Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.

Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?

by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011

Mandilon

A man who does exactly what the wife/girlfriend asks without question.

Danny T would like to hang out with his friends at bars and parties, but his wife/girlfriend says he is not allowed to hang out without her supervision. Danny T is a mandilon.

by Merriam-webbster January 17, 2016

Mandigan

A woolen garment, similar to a Cardigan, but worn by Men in their twenties. Unlike a normal button fronted Cardigan, favoured by Men in their middle ages, a Mandigan is a garment for young, fashion concious, confident Men who care deeply about their appearance but do not wish to suffer the cold.

I am both warm and stylish, wearing my Mandigan

by MrFreon May 28, 2010

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandifacturing

When a Mandi feigns histrionic outrage to perceived sleights in her delusional mind to maintain a seemingly legitimate victim status amongst her estranged peers. This condition is typically comorbid with one or more mental disorders such as borderline personality or antisocial disaffected behaviors.

Our relationship seemed to be going well for the third reconciliation in 4 months, but then out of thin air discord reared it’s ugly head and the mandifacturing of missteps I had allegedly taken against her dissolved yet again.

by mike weirder April 2, 2020

Mandi Shot

When a shot glass is filled halfway with booze and halfway with the chaser.

"Thats a puss shot"
"No way dude, its a Mandi shot"

by splashstompspit September 14, 2009

manip

short for "photo-manipulation

It's a picture that's been enhanced using a photography program, such as Adobe Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro-8

maybe a photo that was blurry but has been sharpened;

a person cut out of (or added into)a picture

by Jan Winning November 21, 2004