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Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
by Revfin May 11, 2011
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Mandanga

Charly le da a la mandanga. Charly is an addict.
by makato August 5, 2008
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Mandagor

He is loved by a large group of people, an artist, a cultist, a neeko, a mighty beast and even an anarchist, but I feel as if his sweet nature combined with the hot new breaths of anarchy will combine to create a magnificent duo, both feeling serene in each their presence and feeling as if they were both in the moment, both wanting and feeling the need to be bound with eachother until the end of time, Mandagor, the mighty Dragon Lord, he awaits your soul, -Aster0
Mandagor is a great guy, one of a kind!
by fyroceet March 10, 2021
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mandango

My mandango can't stay in my pants.
by Jamal April 17, 2004
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coco mandango

a vagina with highly evolved muscles that enable it to create a vacuum suction sensation, similar to the retractable, secondary mouth of the creature seen in "Alien." Often gives the feeling of receiving oral sex.
Rick: Bro, my dick hurts from last night.

Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!

Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.

Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.
by cocodilloz July 20, 2010
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mandango

A large, muscular, african looking black man with a great deal of sexual and physical prowess.
Ben Wallace from the Detroit Pistons is a Mandango Man.
by Mikeal June 23, 2005
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Mandages

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.
by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018
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