The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:
first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.
Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.
Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
by Revfin May 11, 2011
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He is loved by a large group of people, an artist, a cultist, a neeko, a mighty beast and even an anarchist, but I feel as if his sweet nature combined with the hot new breaths of anarchy will combine to create a magnificent duo, both feeling serene in each their presence and feeling as if they were both in the moment, both wanting and feeling the need to be bound with eachother until the end of time, Mandagor, the mighty Dragon Lord, he awaits your soul, -Aster0
Mandagor is a great guy, one of a kind!
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Rick: Bro, my dick hurts from last night.
Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!
Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.
Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.
Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!
Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.
Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.
by cocodilloz July 20, 2010
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Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
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