Manda; she’s literally a sweetest person ever. She’s kind, caring, cool and a very calm person. she acts like hating on you probably always shouting and mad at you, but deep inside she’s tryna protect you and she always do. The bad thing is that Manda never protect herself. she’s never tell her problem to anyone and going through of it by herself. she was amazing. sometimes when u get mad at her and said such a bad things to her, she would probably gets upset but she doesn’t show it that she’s upset and sad, although she’s still love you. u will miss her when u far away from her, because the memories she makes with u were so beautiful. everything u do with her are missed. u literally felt really gratefull that u met her. she’s always support u no matter what happen. she would listen to your problem or how’s your day going. she just really beautiful, inside and outside. she’s always been there and waiting for u no matter how long it took. she’s not that funny cause both of u have a different sense of humor. but still make u laugh tho. everytime u thinking abt her u will smile and tears came out from your eyes. everyone love her. if they don’t then i do. i love u, Manda. take care:)
manda: “what happen? if there’s something wrong, just tell me everything i will listen to you.”
me: “what about you? is there anything bad happen to u? i wanna hear it once.”
me: “what about you? is there anything bad happen to u? i wanna hear it once.”
by 520224 November 24, 2021
A combination of a man and a panda. A man by day, and a panda by night. Usually the husband of some chick named Alison. They have been known to cook meals for their wives only wearing an apron.
John: My tail is hard.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.
by pandamonium July 18, 2007
by BabyGazelle December 16, 2014
by fig12345 January 9, 2008
Manda is a term used to describe a type of person.
These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.
These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.
(jim)That girl at the back of the bus is a right Manda...
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!
by Jim Wells August 14, 2006
A fat whore...usually one who smells very unfair and whos stench could knock down the mightiest of redwoods.
by smileyoufuckers February 10, 2006
To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
by lagerr January 28, 2017