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mancakes

1) Bachelor food. Usually made from assorted food stuffs in the home (see bachelor pad). Inedible to females.

2) The dried cakes of semen left on the abs when one has fallen asleep following a good wanking. (see also Man-chips)
1) Hey, Dave, I'm frying up some mancakes, you want one?

2) Hey, Dave, I tossed up some mancakes (also Man-chips), you want one?
by Pykebert October 30, 2004
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mancake

1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude
Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!
by TyCoLicious August 7, 2009
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Mancakes

The pancakes you eat with a large group of friends while celebrating National Pancake Day at IHOP
Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!
by mancakes12345 May 22, 2012
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Mancave

The townhouse basement that serves as the house and fortress for David and Matt of Georgetown University.

The Mancave has a sizeable WMD program, beer stash, PS2, and a respected music arts program.

Its residents rarely come to campus except to plunder and pillage in an alchoholic rage.
We ride to the Mancave!

Damn, were you at the Mancave last night? No? Well, they wouldn't let me in either!

Damn, those savages from the Mancave kicked my ass again!
by Minister of the Mancave November 7, 2004
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Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.
Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"
by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010
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Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.
"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"
by Slander89 March 2, 2010
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mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007
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