Manbabies - they look like men but act like babies
looking for a mammy not a girlfriend. incapable of taking charge and act immature
looking for a mammy not a girlfriend. incapable of taking charge and act immature
by Keronica November 22, 2012
Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack of striking physical attractiveness by being funny, fun, interesting or down-to-earth will instead use any and all opportunities to put themselves down (especially in the presence of the opposite sex), stand in corners at parties, avoid conversations with friends at parties or take other measures in an attempt to get noticed. Manbabies are completely and utterly unable to grasp the idea that the pity points they earn from the occassional girl is not a sexual advance of any kind and will do nothing to improve their chances with a female. The behavior of manbabies at parties is as an enormous disservice to their friends, who must put up with the fact that they have a whiney, emotional, irrationally depressed and hopelessly romantic manbaby to worry about while they themselves are trying to meet girls. Tend to listen to a lot of angsty music (ie: Linkin Park, Slipknot) and are frequently heard describing how terrible they are with women.
"Oh crap, Johnny's standing in the corner being a manbaby again."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."
by Scott April 02, 2005
A male up to the age that he gets married, whom is attached to his mother. He is a man but still needs his mother. Past being a "momma's boy" but not quite on his own.
by CrazyCakes March 23, 2012
Often spotted on Youtube or IMDB, whining about how horrible it is that movies and tv shows might have any good characters that aren't straight white males. They can often be found on various social networks foaming at the mouth and whining about "liberal agendas", "forced diversity" and "feminist man-haters" when there are female, ethnic, or gay people in ANY movie, show, or even video game. They get very offended because they only want to see straight white males as "good guys" or bad-asses in the media. They are very upset that any other demographic besides their own is represented in pretty much any form of entertainment, because it just ruins their day when they're reminded that other people exist, and they never shut up about it. It's very annoying.
Manbaby - I recently watched one episode of a show and can you believe there was a black woman in it who knew martial arts and beat up some white guy who was trying to steal her car? Like THAT would ever happen? So sick of the leftist feminist sjw agenda in movies, I'm boycotting Hollywood forever now.
by LauRenFree March 08, 2022
Manbaby is a modern fable about Sal Howard, a stand-up comic who pretends to be a baby to prove to his wife Dana Howard how great a mother she could be. His plan backfires in an unexpected way
by JLG2001 February 15, 2018
A golden manbaby is precious currency on the internet. It is only awarded for acts of stupendous heroism that put superman to shame, or for creating awesome websites or forum threads. One golden manbaby is a large sum of money on the internet, however, there is a prize much greater than that. It is much sought after, and very rarely given. That's right, FIVE golden manbabies. Only the rulers of the internet can afford to give such an award, and those who recieve it are truly blessed.
Xmaskinman: <creates awesome thread>
RULER OF THE INTERNET #1: Excellent thread. Five golden manbabies for you!
Xmaskinman: I'M RICH!!! <creates another awesome thread about recieving golden manbabies>
RULER OF THE INTERNET #1: Excellent thread. Five golden manbabies for you!
Xmaskinman: I'M RICH!!! <creates another awesome thread about recieving golden manbabies>
by Man who knows everything about the internets August 08, 2005
Manbaby can't take criticism for person work.
Manbaby gets easiest upset when his Criticizes on person work.
Rian Johnson is Original Manbaby.
Manbaby gets easiest upset when his Criticizes on person work.
Rian Johnson is Original Manbaby.
by Anti-ColorwashedandWhitewashed December 04, 2019