A poo man chu is the poo mustache one gets when giving an rj to a girl that does not know how to wipe well.
I was lik'n this bitch's rusty bucket the other night, and when I was done I smelt poo on my lip, so I checked in the mirror and realized that ho gave me a poo man chu.
by Super fly cockboy July 11, 2008
the Poo Man Group is formed during a profound bukakke session in which the males forming the circle around the unfortunate slut reach deeply into their own anuses to scoop out a bum cigar. In a coordinated fashion, they bellow the chorus of "I Feel Love" whilst whipping their brown blobs at the unsuspecting snow swallower.
As the Poo Man Group "performed," the soiled skank ducked for cover but was covered before the second verse.
by the apoontice December 07, 2009
by Troubles November 07, 2020
by Troubles November 07, 2020
When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.
So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.
by Scrilla Don't Lie January 24, 2019
by Troubles February 07, 2021
A steve who primarily eats tuna but occasionally gets treated to his favorite, Mexican food. It has been argued that he is also the inventor of the Mexican poop lasagna.
by Turdhudini January 05, 2018