pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.

omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man

by potaytose November 17, 2022

Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.

When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.

by Dross5160 December 19, 2019

Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022

Man bread

Have you ever pronounced naan bread like nan bread? And then did your friend mistake it for man bread? Well that happened to me, so here you go

Mmmmm man bread

by Aerda March 27, 2019

Bread man

A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.

Omg bread man you got 30 kills

by Bread girl May 26, 2021

Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018

Bring home bread man

The person in a household that makes the most money.

Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

by Big Mama 69 August 17, 2021