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Pair of islands in the South Atlantic right next to the Argentinean Coast. A war was fought over them in the 80's, Argentinean soldiers were equipped with WWII arms while British soldiers had the latest military technology of that time (Duh!, who could possibly win? I mean Harriers against Pucaras? C'mon you gotta be kiddin me!). The fact is that the Brits decided to take away something that is not theirs just because they wanted to (like they did with lots and lots of other spots all-around the world). The current name of the islands is "Falkland Islands" since they are under British control, while the real name of them is "Islas Malvinas" since Argentina is the real owner.
Anyways, i dont think none of us is really interested in the Malvinas. There's nothing there, and like the other guy said: it's freaking cold.
malvinas by Lucas Criado April 16, 2006
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Anything you gave away but now you want it back and are prepared to do anything to get it back, even if it means losing everything.

Named after the Argentine name for the Fawkland Islands which they ruled from 1820 to 1833 and now want back.
Barbara is my Malvinas, I should have never gave her away, I am going to dump the troupe of Folie Bergers cancan girls who have declared undying love for me, and get her back even though she has diseases science hasnt got a name for.

Those maracas are my Malvinas, I am going to cancel the world tour and travel to the South Pole to get them back from the vulcanologist I gifted them to.

Islas Malvinas 

A small set of islands in the South Atlantic Ocean that are actually called the Falkland Islands and have been a British Overseas Territory since 1765.
The Most amazing most charming sexiest women you can ever meet , once you get a taste you 'll never have enough! this girl is everything she listens also she can talk on the phone for hours upon hours with her lover. She loves to help people in need and just absolutely loves every body. she is so pure at heart she would never hurt a fly. she could never hurt a persons feelings and if she does she will give 1 million apologies even after the person she hurt has forgiven her. shes funny, smart, cunning, and an all around great person to be around. everyone loves her. when this girl has a boyfriend she will do everything in her power to keep him especially if she really likes the guy. she has the most beautiful eyes and her hips are amazing. shes so insecure about her self all the time but when really she is the most beautiful most intelligent women i have ever met in my entire life.
Wow Malvina is the most amazing girl ever!
Malvina by boyfriendzzzzzzzzzzzz December 8, 2012
DAMN THAT MALVINA SURE SHOWS ME A GOOD TIME
MALVINA by AMY&ELYZA March 1, 2009

Malvinate 

Verb - to turn something (usually an event or plan) that is boring, bleak, or sometimes hopeless into something awesome and not boring or exciting.
Dude, help me malvinate at Operation Buy A Horse.
Malvinate by TheSeargent September 5, 2011
You're so malvina!
Malvina by Bärchen-96 July 2, 2020