Malwarez

Malware installed while trying to obtain a crack or keygen (Warez) for copyrighted or otherwise illegal software, can also apply to malware downloaded over P2P while attempting to access copyrighted files (I do not endorse this)

"OMG 180search?! That malwarez came from some site linked on Astalavista"

Lord d'Eath says (12:52 PM): taken a good couple of minutes to close the System Properties dialog
!Matthew1471 - In a town full of fiction, everyone has a version of the truth {Cardiff} says (12:53 PM): Malwarez!

by Matthew1471 September 16, 2006

Malware Defense

A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.

With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.

by grizmeister April 21, 2010

Malwarebytes

Malwarebytes is a great program for detecting and deleting Malware off your computer. Most of the Malware you have isn't actually malware but malwarebytes deletes it anyway because it can. Say bye to that one important PDF you have...

I just downloaded Malwarebytes today and it deleted my whole operating system!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger February 26, 2017

Malaree

The funniest girl you will ever know, will give you her heart just as fast as she will rip it from you. Don’t betray her trust, her best friend is Karma.

Malaree is beautiful.

by Youbet222 December 19, 2017

Malharism

the act of being jewish while not being jewish. A person who practices Malharism is known as a Malhar

Dude, he's so into Malharism, just look at his jewish necklace!
I know, right! His parents are Christian!

by jewishmonster September 19, 2011

Mahared

The act of falling out of a golf cart while trying to retrieve a golf ball

Dude, be careful when you pick up that ball. You don't want to get Mahared.

by Johnjunks November 27, 2018

malware

A cousin of adware and spyware, this usually downloads and installs itself to your PC without your permission.

It often takes the form of programs called "porn diallers" that dial expensive or long distance numbers.

Stupid malware!

by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003