Malasia

Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.

Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.

by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015

Malaysia

A country which was an absolute shithole where Malays were given huge advantages, where the prime minister got a random donation of 4 million dollars, where freedom of speech didn’t exist, where human rights weren’t a thing. However, it’s people joined together and voted for a second independence: an independence from the embarrassment of UMNO. Maybe Malaysia has a shot at not being a complete mess.

“Malaysia, Truly Asia”

by Red Rising Sun Bloom Queen October 27, 2018

Malaysian Milk bath

When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.

Want a Malaysian milk bath??

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017

Malaysian Flu

Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.

Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.

by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Malaysia Flight 370

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.

Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'

by Big Gay Mike December 1, 2014

malashia

the best best friend anyone could ask for. She has so many friends. She is the exact definition of grace and beauty while still being smart and funny. She is super talented in many departments but damn she can sing! She doesn't really date all that much but people would date her. If u find a Malashia in your life never let her go, EVER. Oh and she had a banging figure and a great booty

Nickname: may

guy: bro did u just here Malashia sing? She's amazing!
Guy 2: yeah and did u see her butt it's so nice

Guy : too bad she's not interested in dating rn

by cdb December 10, 2016