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Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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Mapagator

I didn't know what the hell this map said, so I went to the lake and asked a mapagator.
by Ideekayh November 29, 2013
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Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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malbatross

Marc shot a 2 on the par five hole, but he used a mulligan so we'll give him a Malbatross (2).
by Mii-Kii March 29, 2009
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malinator

a malinator is a person with a deep love for josh malina
oh my god did you see josh malina in The West Wing?!?? I’m a malinator now... he’s just so good.
by malinatorrr October 5, 2020
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alabator

mexican slang for "short penis guy", they usually say "haceme un pete"
hey look at alabator he is playing runescape
by ramone93 January 20, 2008
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