Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.
Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
by Bluecharge May 29, 2019
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This is the God insult say this to someone when they call you ugly or they make fun of you or anytime you want hold this insult in much respect it is very wise and all powerful use this only three times a year so as not to wear it out
Hey Mom thanks for all the help raising me you pretentious bitch fuck you , your face makes onions cry
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Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.

Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.

Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:

Def 1:

Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.

George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.

9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.

AOL makes baby Jesus cry.

Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.

The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.

Def 2:

I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!

The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!

Def 3:

Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.

So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.

Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 21, 2004
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When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.
I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.
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Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.
Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
by demonaunt April 29, 2005
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