Maison 

Maison is a weird child, usually blonde and has no friends, Maison I pretty lonely. Make friends with Maison

Used: “Oh my god I’m gonna be like Maison before long, weird and alone with no friends

Maison by willywagger January 11, 2019

Maison 

This is used to describe someone who lies, cheats, tries to force anal on girls and guys, sometimes even dogs. He will hang out with loads of girls and say he isn’t with any of them but the minute you break up, he’s with one of them. Complete wankstain

“Oh yeah bruh have you met that guy? He’s such a Maison!”
“Tell me about it, the things he does”

Maison by ilooklikeharleyquinn February 15, 2020

maison 

a very sexy youtuber. Gets lots of bitches, has a lot of money, and is completely clouted

"Oh you know who maison is? He's so sexy and hot"

maison by deeznuts181832 April 6, 2021

Maison 

The whore of the theatre department. That's it. They're also a Leo so what more is there to say?

"If the world is your oyster, then the theatre department is your orgy."
"Maison, stop."

Maison by The Theatre Department <3 April 27, 2022

Maison 

Hi maison

Maison is my boyfriend :)

Maison by aanabananaa June 17, 2022

maison 

Someone who downloads Grindr after they are left by their girlfriend

He was devastated by his breakup, he maisoned.

maison by Allinyourmom November 5, 2022

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

maison matthews indicator by ichimuko August 31, 2020