Dirty Maike

When you watch hot asian guys put hoses with little cameras into each others asses and watch the footage in between K-drama episodes

Is she procrastinating? Idk, probably pulling off a dirty Maike

by yourlocalputa April 15, 2020

Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Maikeeb

A overly gay male who carry's fake bags but still claims them as real.
To be very feminine.

"You are acting very Maikeeb today."
"Is that a Maikeeb brand bag?"

by TruthTea May 31, 2013

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Vic Mackey

The main character of FX's cop drama The Shield which is now in its 4th Season. Detective Vic Mackey is a thorougly corrupt L.A. cop who is willing to do anything inside or outside the law to get the job done. He firmly believes that his actions are for the greater good. He is played by the talented Michael Chiklis.

"That makes you a special kinda B.. my bitch." -Vic Mackey to a suspect

"We knock down the doors other cops don't want to." -Vic Mackey to IA investigator after the death of Detective Terry Crowley at his hands.

by Paul Delaney March 19, 2005

Maaike

Maaike is a beautiful girl. A t a young age, Maaike acts like she is already an adult, and has different world views. She is very persuasive, kind, gentle, and loving. Maaike will deny any compliment, whether it’s about her work, life, cooking, baking, and especially her body. She is very insecure when it comes to her body. Maaike is very talented when it comes to music, life skills, and writing.

Maaike’s favourite things include listening to music and hanging out with her best friends— and speaking of friends, if your are her friend you are a very lucky person. Maaike has major trust issues but people find it easy to talk, and trust her
Maaike is one of a kind, and a little bit retarded
When it comes to love, Maaike looks for a sense of humour and personality. She doesn’t care about looks. Even if she was crushing a little bit, she would never tell.

Wow... you’ve sure got a Maaike of a friend there. Hold on to her and never let her go.

by Baked.Potato May 12, 2019