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Mahoney

Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.

A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.
by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020
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Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.
When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.
by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022
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Balls Mahoney

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.
"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.
by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007
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Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!
by JDex July 2, 2017
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Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
by BCH Resident November 16, 2011
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mahoney

Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.
That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.
by hesKEET May 14, 2006
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