Mahala's are definitely the kindest individuals on this planet. They are very attractive with the most contagious sense of humor. It is hard to be around a Mahala and not fall in love with them immediately. Mahala is the best kind of person for any kind of occasion or event that you are invited to. They can be your wingman or make the best of the occasion if your heart is broken. Mahala has made life worth living
by Mahalaisamazing December 4, 2021
Get the Mahalamug. Idk Mahala has a weird haircut and often people can’t tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Mahala recommends you buy the chicken sandwich but it’s actually not good so don’t listen to them.
Mahala recommends you buy the chicken sandwich but it’s actually not good so don’t listen to them.
by Sorejoints January 21, 2022
Get the Mahalamug. The act of proclaiming to oneself or a group to kill the nonbelievers. Nonbelivers being people who don’t worship Kelpy G (their lord and savior.) This is usually said in combination with shaking ones pinkie and thumb finger back and forth.
by Kreggery February 10, 2018
Get the Mahalamug. A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.
Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020
Get the Mahala momentmug. The collective noun for self-purported 'writers' on online blogs that come out guns blazing in support for each other whenever any reader critiques their 'over-writing' or 'over-use' of subjective writing or just poor writing in general no matter whether they are correct or not... simply blinded by their own perceived online worth...
Oh oh here come the lame 'Mahala high 5 brigade' to soil logic on this thread...
Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...
Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...
by Simpiwe December 7, 2011
Get the mahala high 5 brigademug. American Slang:
This word is very versatile. It can be used in many situations and contexts.
Noun: An attractive woman, usually considered a “MILF”. The definition is subjective. Some may use Mahala to describe an attractive woman of exotic ethnicity while others have been known to use this word in reference to attractive younger women as well.
Exclamation: A general substitute for vulgarity as a verbal response to frustration, annoyance, pain, shock, etc.
This word is very versatile. It can be used in many situations and contexts.
Noun: An attractive woman, usually considered a “MILF”. The definition is subjective. Some may use Mahala to describe an attractive woman of exotic ethnicity while others have been known to use this word in reference to attractive younger women as well.
Exclamation: A general substitute for vulgarity as a verbal response to frustration, annoyance, pain, shock, etc.
Noun: Dude, Beatriz is such a mahala!
Exclamation: After stubbing his toe, Carl yelled, “Arrgh...mahala!”
Exclamation: After stubbing his toe, Carl yelled, “Arrgh...mahala!”
by Randy McMurder November 15, 2020
Get the Mahalamug. A life saver an angel sent from heaven to bring life understanding and resurgence back to its proper standing
by Blankenship family October 7, 2021
Get the mahala jurney jeanannmug.