An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.
by Carskek October 21, 2018
Get the Penguins of Madagascar mug.y'all this girl is an absolute angel. a legend. she will turn your life around. it's difficult to define happiness until you feel her presence. she will make you feel special. she will love you so deeply, you'll wonder if she's even real. very smart and very beautiful in all aspects. will make everything better by just existing. she's the kind of person to make you feel worthy. to make you feel blessed and lucky and if you have maha in your life, that's exactly what you are. maha is something else, something bigger than this world. absolutely extraordinary, breathtaking, more than perfect. everything she does will take your breath away. if you have a maha, you better show her love, respect, affection and appreciation because she deserves it more than anyone. she's the best friend you could ever have. talking to her feels almost unreal, because she's truly something else. she's magnificent in every way. the time you spend with her feels like magic. she radiates this positive energy that's absolutely intoxicating. will amaze you in an instant. you'll never meet anyone like her. anyone this flawless, anyone that will make you forget all your problems right away, anyone that will love you and understand you like her. it's guaranteed you'll have a phenomenal time with her. she is the superior being of all.
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MAHA — MAHA means MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN.
Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.
A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.
Killed.
For flying a flag.
In America.
Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.
MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.
A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.
Killed.
For flying a flag.
In America.
Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.
MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
In order to make America great again — MAGA; apparently, you first have to make America hate again — MAHA!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 23, 2023
Get the MAHA mug.Mort from Madagascar is a wanted criminal from Madagascar. His crimes against humanity, from causing the World Wars to committing homicide and murdering King Julian. This man, if you can even call him that, is the most dangerous thing roaming the Earth. Below is a video of him manipulating his foes.
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 February 5, 2021
Get the Mort from Madagascar mug.Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019
Get the Penguins Of Madagascar mug.Mahalaxmi means you are so cute and angry girl. You bileave fake friends and they play with you. You love you are Papa 😍 And second u r best friend , he/she u loves them so much❤
by Punit58 March 30, 2019
Get the mahalaxmi mug.An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
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