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Magnadectomy

The process by which a woman starts to attract decent men, therefore they must have gone through a medical procedure to have their asshole magnet removed.
Sheri, I really like your new boyfriend; how did you meet him?

Oh, I met him after my magnadectomy! Since then, every guy I meet actually has a job.
Magnadectomy by Meldog1973 February 27, 2011

Manfeatures 

Meaning your Sex Game,Hair on your penis,The way u make her smile or how your sexy af
Damn,Daddy has some ManFeatures
Manfeatures by DaddyWamo April 23, 2017

magnamatize 

To repair or rebuild. To have restored to operating status.
The mechanic worked on my engine and had it magnamatized.
magnamatize by Magnamatize December 5, 2017

magafest destiny 

The inevitable end-results of not just supporting, but by active participation in the MAGA Movement. This can include engaging in the politics, conspiracies, rhetoric, rampant criminality and unhinged social decay made exponentially worse by the explosive growth of mis-and-disinformation as it continues to go goblinmode in American society.

Obvious examples of MAGAfest destiny would include: the crazy uncle that the family regrettably disowned after nearly being shot during his most recent Thanksgiving Dinner Tirades.
A more extreme case could be the Q-Anon obsessed Sovereign Citizen who was shot by police during a hostage situation at a DMV involving patrons he deemed "members of a deepstate crime family".
"you hear bout that fuckin diehard Trumper that set himself on fire wandering around the White House lawn til he died???!"
"Nah but I ain't suprised, just another lunatic fulfilling their Magafest Destiny!"

Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest 

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would
Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.