Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

Magician's Breakfast by 209asian April 11, 2021

Magician’s Donut 

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

Magician’s Donut by Saltburn January 20, 2024

ginger magician spastic

Somebody who is ginger, enjoys/enjoyed magic and is slightly retarded.

"Hey you see that guy over there? He punched my wife"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"

ginger magician spastic by IzraelLover April 18, 2010

Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it

Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."

Dark Magician Software by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025

the slippery magician 

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

the slippery magician by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

Slut Magician 

(noun)- a person (often female) who "gets around". Or in other words, likes to have sex with many many persons (often males). Its a greater form of a slut.

slut magician > slut

Matt-"i dont know dude, i would probably have sex with her"

Daniel-"dude i would not...shes a slut magician"

Matt-"yeah your right Daniel...Gotta stay away from those Slut Magicians, they'll kill ya."

Slut Magician by Danny Treezy May 11, 2009

Short-sleeved magician 

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

Short-sleeved magician by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010