Majerious

When something is acting mysterious in a majestic Way.

I walked outside and saw my brother playing football by himself. He looks like a combination between Jerry Rice and Joe Montana, but the only problem was he was playing naked sometimes my brother can be majerious.

by Bradyn jerrtana February 11, 2023

MAGAvirus

Virus started and originally fully owned by China, inciting 'virus jealousy' in a big-mansion-but-small-bat-in-the-basement American president. The envious president then 'pre-predicted' China's outbreak, ditched all preparatory and prevention capabilities of the USA well in advance, fiddled for months after the outbreak -- then pandemic -- were declared, spent weeks trying to convince old people it's like the flu -- eventually completely succeeding at wresting the MAGAvirus from any other country's -- or even bat's -- tiny hands. To boost his own ego, when it seemed good to blame the MAGAvirus on communists, China, Asians, and democrats, he bravely didn't hesitate to do so. After trumpeting there will be many deaths, he recommended all either continue to stick their heads in the sand like he would, or cover the face with a red scarf, likely having his new reelection slogan, 'Made America Gasp Agonally' (a nice word to look up). The president achieved his greatest social / viral success ever, and it's still growing. He managed in so few short weeks to lead to an America 'number 1' in so many things: infections, deaths, and working on longest / most incompetent response time, and Most Ineffective Health System For Pandemics. So much winning!

It took the viral success of the MAGAvirus to wake up those who were left alive to the fallacy of having an idiot narcissist as president.

'It was a perfect phone call, there's a perfect test, and it's going to be a perfect MAGAvirus. A beautiful, warm, nice MAGAvirus. 10 out of 10. Absolutely perfect. '

'I hate to say it myself, but OUR MAGAvirus trumps China's.'

by J. Tschlottman April 5, 2020

magicious

To exihibit qualities associated with those of magic, sorcery, and/or witchcraft

"Broman did see homedude pull that rabbit out a hat? Shit was straight MAGICIOUS!"

by Spreen December 26, 2011

magerous

mystical in nature, and of an ineffable style, given one's totally baked reference frame at the time.

originally derived from a switch around of the phrase "magical mystery tour" such that "mystical magery tour" is uttered instead.

essentially, one must be in a uniquely high state of mind to arrive at such a turn of words, and therefore using the word 'magerous' connotes a supreme sense of wonder at events as they are beheld/unfolding that signifies the classic slowing of time due to the onset of being quite high.

alternatively, 'magerous' may be an apt descriptor of any such event, person, action, or sequence of events that cannot be immediately comprehended due to its dumbfounding nature.

that party we came across last night while high on the peyote you scored can only be summed up as magerous.

by Barnacle Bill May 9, 2011

mikevious

Mikevious is usually a really homosexual man that pretends to be attracted to women. A mikevious is also usually attracted to dogs, specifically male dogs.

He likes boys? What a mikevious.

by Brayayyy August 20, 2018

Magtious

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To be tomboy-ish; nice to other people; misunderstood.

I've never seen someone who displays such magtious displays.

by magnies January 5, 2005

Majebious

An action or person that is REALLY unusual and abnormal. VERY suspisious and mysterious. Can descibe a person or an object which is generally odd.

That zombie is well majebious !!!

by Kid Jump March 1, 2010