Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai is so hot
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by JKAMullins January 14, 2009
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A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened
A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened
Tommy had some serious maleakage yesterday... he just wouldn't admit to sharting himself even after we saw the stain
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Get the Malaka mug.Maekaila is a very hot chick. All the guys want her. Her hair is gorgeous short and long. She's cute down to every freckle. She's extremely sensitive and insecure, but we all look past that. She cares about everyone, including her phone. She's an over all popular girl, but she's popular for the way she treats others. Everyone loves Maekaila, and those who don't are just jealous. She wears make up, but she doesn't need to. She can be sarcastic, but we love her for it. She has no butt, but her personality makes up for it. She's skinny as crap, but not unhealthy looking. She's smart, but she has her stupid moments. She can be influenced easily, and she's wonderful at sports.
Brittany: Maekaila is my best friend, and I wouldn't change that for anything.
Crystal: She's amazing. We have so much in common.
Brett: I'd tap that.
Crystal: She's amazing. We have so much in common.
Brett: I'd tap that.
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