Madoff Machine

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

madonna troia

"madonna troia" is a tipical italian angry expression which is used when you are really angry and u wanna shout to the gods to know how much you are angry. Especially in Veneto, we use to say it really often, even if we are not angry at all because it's almost a fashion. So if u come and visit italy, you can spam it as much as you like it and you will make lots of friends in few seconds. Trust me, this is pure pwnage.
*TIP* If you are really angry, u can say "MADONNACCIA TROIA", or with even more effect "LA MADONNACCIA TROIA".

"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING ADSL FOR 4 YEARS BUT I STILL HAVE NOT IT, MADONNA TROIA"
"Ma dio cane son 4 anni che chiedo l'adsl e devo ancora averla, madonna troia"

"It's raining like hell, Madonna troia!!"
"Madonna troia che piova!!"

"Mi si è bucato il goldone Madonnaccia troia"
"Oh my god the condom has a hole Madonnaccia troia!!!"

by susho March 28, 2008

madonna puttana

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

by CCqq January 17, 2009

madotsuki

A very smol and precious hikikomori. Tends to suicide if given the chance. Doesn't talk.

Person 1: Best female protag?
Person 2: Madotsuki, hands down.

by The-Crazyman September 29, 2018

madonn'

Or "Madonna mi" (mah-DOHN-nah-mi) - Common expression among Italians really "Madonna" which of course refers to the mother of Christ. At one time it was blasphemous, but is now mostly used to express surprise or bewilderment. Like "holy shit", "good lord", or "holy cow"

50 Gs? Madonna mi that's a lot of money!

Madonn' that broad is fucken ugly!

by karaNY February 21, 2006

porca madonna

Way to insult Virgin Mary. Italians use it when they are very angry or feel hard pain.
Similar expressions connected to the Virgin Mary are "Madonna Bocchinara", "Madonna Puttana".
Italian creativity is often shown in the creation of similar expressions.

Mi ha rubato le scarpe di gomma, porca madonna!

by Ripallo November 10, 2008

mothers against maddox

A group of women who think that freedom of speech only applies to them. Too stupid to know how to keep children from looking at material "not for kids", they instead try to ban this material.

Mothers against Maddox don't agree with Maddox, and therefore Maddox must be silenced!

by Brick Wall December 30, 2004