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Madolting

Madolt (ing) mah-dolt

N.
People who have no intention of having children. That they are only alive to make a heck load of money.
A lot of people in their 20s are Madolting phase
by Somechick06 March 29, 2020
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Madonion

Madonion was the best

OMG MADONION!@#@#!!11

I was an onion. ONIONS UNITE!
by alaskan_thunder August 14, 2004
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Suprise Adoption

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
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online adoption

Adopting an online friend or parental figure or child figure into your virtual family. Online friends can have strong relationships and tend to adopt others as their Older siblings, Moms, Daughters, Sons, Younger siblings, Dads, and etc. People who have unfortunate family conditions IRL can have nicer ones online.
You poor thing, I’m adopting you as my daughter.”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers
by .Kyoko. April 7, 2020
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adoption

A 1.4 billion dollar industry in which American couples buy a baby from a third world country for $10,000 to $50,000 USD. There is a strong correlation between the price of the baby and the race of the baby.

During the selection process, every attempt is made to purchase a non-defective human.

Significant portions of the transaction wind up lining the pockets of corrupt third world government officials and shady the non-profit orgagizations involved in connecting the buyers of babies with the sellers of babies.
Angelina Jolie recently paid a lot of money in a shady Tijuana adoption transaction and she wound up getting ripped off.
by Stork Vangutenberg February 20, 2008
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Adoption Babysklar for Life

1. The result of an a finalized adoption overturning by a state supreme court. Which leads to:

2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:

3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary

Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.
The truth was there but the adoption attorney hid it under allowance of state statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c, and now this child has an adoption babysklar for life!
by gravy111 November 26, 2010
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