Markeva-Pretty in many ways.she’s very spoiled. She get what she wants she’s a princess and queen all of that she’s very nice and she’s beautiful😍 she’s a big 10☺️🥰 she’s smart and she have lots of friends🤪
by Chloe🥰 June 18, 2019
Get the markeva mug.A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.
Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.
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A ugly fat cunt who don't know what they want and is always hungry. She always want something she's never ever satisfied.
by Bsbsh July 16, 2017
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Person 1: Did you hear about Mackela?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: She tried to join choir but she ended up sounding like a whale. So the teacher said maybe next year. So the. She started crying and tried to jump out of a window.
Person 2: She has some major issues.
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: She tried to join choir but she ended up sounding like a whale. So the teacher said maybe next year. So the. She started crying and tried to jump out of a window.
Person 2: She has some major issues.
by quincy88 November 21, 2013
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by Emily August 28, 2003
Get the macheva mug.A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009
Get the Mackeral Mike mug.Mackeda Hamilton is an amazing cute girl/woman. Don't mess with her because she will haunt you.She is the most beautiful girl you will be mad if you break her heart.She is really respectful.She has many friends.She is really the best you will want to be friends with her.If she ever stop talking to you that means you are FAKE...She is the Cutest,Baddest,Loving,and most Kind person you will ever meet.Her snap is @itzyagurl_kay.She is the best..Periodttt.....
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