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Mack Truck Mamories

A term for above average large breasts. Band sizes larger than 36 and Cup sizes well past F (DDD). Usually cannot buy bras from traditional stores and must custom order or have imported. Cup sizes can range from G to O usually.
You see I’m a 40L, I have a very uncommon bra size. I can’t just send my Mack Truck Mamories out to every guy who smiles at me...

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

Mack truck lobotomy 

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation
I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy
Mack truck lobotomy by Markimedes September 29, 2023

Big Mack Truck 

A large penis.

Popularised by Cardi B with her song 'WAP' and unreleased track titled 'Big Mack Truck'
"I want you to park that Big Mack Truck right in this little garage"

"I want a man with a Big Mack Truck"

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight
For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Park That Big Mack Truck Right in this Little Garage

When a big thing goes inside a small space.
I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.

big mack truck 

Big thick dick! Made famous by carbi b. Not sure why this isn't a definition already
I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage
big mack truck by Sagemo July 7, 2024