Machineophile

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with a computer, or any electronic device.

That man was humping a computer, he must be a machineophile

by override94 November 7, 2010

mackingoff

The act of iwacking while viewing pornography over the internet

Marton and spindy were ashamed and embarrassed when mark walked in and ibusted them mackingoff

by CC Landers April 6, 2009

Machindouche

A word used to describe users of Apple products that find them selves superior to other becuase they own these products. These individuals are often found at starbucks pretending to do work, and acting extremely smug.

Wow, look at that machindouche!

I once was a machindouche, and then i realized i have no friends.

by crapple2011 October 14, 2011

Machingale

To fuck off, to get away from

Guy 1: hey, remember that time I farted
Guy 2: MACHINGALE!!!
Guy 1: fine.

by PincheTortilla July 14, 2011

machino

the act or being of mexican. just mexican. yes you heard that. put 'em poptarts downnnn. you like oranges? well thats a machino for ya. Golden eggs. we got those too. Come awwww dawnnnnnnn to machino house cause we got.

that man over there with mustache, yeah hes a machino

by machino man December 6, 2011

machingelan

South African slang for a stubborn security guard. May also be used to refer to a policeman or soldier in a derogatory manner. Derived from "marching in a line"

Pronounced: mun-ching-eh-lan

The stupid machingelan wouldn't let me park here!

David was working the night shift like a machingelan

by Mr.magic.m March 20, 2017

machinga

When you like a friend but you don’t wanna tell them you like them.

Friend:hi
You:Machinga
friend:what?

by Drunken _ Panda916 December 13, 2022